Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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