you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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