I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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