so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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