Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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