I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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