We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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