If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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