I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
