evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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