Im at strip club and am horny
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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