two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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