She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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