I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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