well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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