so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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