Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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