I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think my fart just growled at me.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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