I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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