I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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