It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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