we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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