When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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