Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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