The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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