I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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