If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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