so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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