Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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