So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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