I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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