they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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