Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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