i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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