so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Randomize