I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.