OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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