Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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