oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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