Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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