I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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