Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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