He kissed a someone with a penis
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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