If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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