These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
So many bounce houses so little time
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
40s are totally the cure
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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