I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Holy sore nipples Batman
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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