Why does Corona taste like a burp?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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