Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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