Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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