I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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