just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
