she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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