sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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