big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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