they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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