i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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