Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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