This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
