College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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