No awkward lesbian experiences without me
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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